Hey guys I go to college

And sometimes, my college has problems.  Like, let’s say my college is a dry campus, but people drink alcohol all the time anyway.  And they get in trouble.  And then they write two dozen op-ed pieces in the campus paper talking about how they should be able to drink if they want and not get in trouble even if campus policy clearly states otherwise.

And then I write an op-ed piece where I solve the problem once and for all.

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